WELCOME TO THE “PRECINCT GAMES”
ARE YOU UP TO THE CHALLENGE?
Background
In what was once ruby red Anne Arundel County, the Progressive Potentates have now wielded their grip on the precincts of Elephantopia. Using their outpacing of Republicans with mail-in ballots, the Progressive Potentates have subjected the good residents of Elephantopia to higher taxes, over regulation, and a slew of senseless policies.
Now, it’s time for the good Elephantopians to fight back. Through their Tributes, noble Republican men and women–with XX and XY chromosomes–now have a chance to show what they’re made of! In a premier event called the Precinct Games, these good men and women will traverse their precincts signing up sleepy Republican voters for mail-in ballots.
Only the strong and bold are needed for this daunting challenge. The winner will be the team that has hit up the most doors and the team that has the most completed applications for mail-in ballots. In the end, the real victory will be the restoration of hope for the righteous inhabitants of Elephantopia.
Are you up to the challenge?
Targeted Precincts – to be provided
Team Formation
Participants are divided into teams of no more than 4 people. Each team will be assigned a precinct of equal size as other precincts [likely 550-600 households]. Contact info@aagop.org to sign-up and join the FUN!
Timeline
The official launch date of the Precinct Games is Saturday, March 23, 2024. The competition will span 5 1/2 weeks until the end of Wednesday, May 1st, 2024.